The Plot

For many years I have noticed a disturbing trend. As I have traveled Utah's highways each day, there has been a steady increase in the # of vehicles hailing from Alberta, Canada. In years past there were always plenty of Idaho, Nevada, and a few California license plates on our roads, but now they seem to have vanished from the byways. In their place has been a steady flow of Albertians sneaking their way across the border.

Alarmed by this increasingly puzzling situation, I have created this blog to assist in monitoring their movements. I invite those of you who feel unnerved by these circumstances to leave your theories about this infiltration or note the last place you spotted another Alberta license plate in our fair state.



Saturday, August 15, 2009

We are Being Followed

About a month and a half ago I went to visit my sister in Arizona, and all was well for the first few days. But as time went I on, I began to notice an increasing number of Alberta license plates in the Gilbert, AZ area. Coincidence? I think not! I have been forced to come to the conclusion that we have lead the infiltrators to my sister's stronghold and she too is now being monitored. However, the Albertians are not as smart as they would have us believe. When we returned home, they were apparently unaware of our relocation, because it was not until last week that I saw an Alberta license plate on my daily drive. Beware to all who follow this blog, they have returned to the area.
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