The Plot

For many years I have noticed a disturbing trend. As I have traveled Utah's highways each day, there has been a steady increase in the # of vehicles hailing from Alberta, Canada. In years past there were always plenty of Idaho, Nevada, and a few California license plates on our roads, but now they seem to have vanished from the byways. In their place has been a steady flow of Albertians sneaking their way across the border.

Alarmed by this increasingly puzzling situation, I have created this blog to assist in monitoring their movements. I invite those of you who feel unnerved by these circumstances to leave your theories about this infiltration or note the last place you spotted another Alberta license plate in our fair state.



Monday, April 6, 2009

They Are On To Us

I have some troubling news. It was recently brought to my attention that for the last 2 years, I have been working with a native Albertian. I cannot help but wonder if this means I am being observed, and have been for some time. These Albertians are smarter than I originally gave them credit for. My husband has also discovered a tail in his workplace. I urge anyone who follows this blog to take note of who has worked their way into your inner circles. Apparantly, it is not only license plates we need be aware of.
Posted by at 4 comments:
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)